The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
people who have the same name as me are competition
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
“Excuse sexist behavior from men - get to be told you’re the exception. You’re not like those other girls, the bitchy ones. You’re special. - Amanda Marcotte - It’s Really Time for the Harassment to End (via bl-ind)